photo from BuzzFeed on Twitter. Horns is now in theaters and on demand/iTunes in the US.
Would you take a kid’s candy from them on Halloween?
Juno Temple: No, I wouldn’t take a kid’s candy on Halloween.
DR: I wouldn’t take a kid’s candy on Halloween. I’m as happy as they are!
Would you prank someone afraid of snakes with a rubber snake?
DR: Oh no, I would definitely do that.JT: Yes.
DR: I would want to see their face.
Would you eat an entire box of doughnuts?
Would you lie about something big to cover a secret?
JT: Yeah, I would do that too!
Would you lie about something small for no real reason?
JT: Yeah, I would lie about smoking. I lied about smoking to my mom.
DR: Oh yeah, I would lie about smoking to my parents for years. Also, before I was famous, I use to lie and tell people I was related to Porter Radcliffe — he was a British long-distance runner — I use to lie all the time about that and no one would ever ask me to prove it.
JT: I sometimes over-exaggerated to make a story funnier.
Would you suddenly stop texting someone back after you lost interest?
To clarify, it’s when you’re talking to a ~potential bae~ and you just don’t text back because you’re not really into it anymore.
DR: Do you mean sexually? Like a date thing? And then you’re just like, “Eh, I’m never going to talk to you again, I’m just going to randomly stop talking to you.”
DR: No, that’s a dick move, I wouldn’t do that!
JT: Yeah I wouldn’t do that either. Even if I don’t text back immediately, I will ultimately.
Would you stop and help an old lady cross the street?
JT: Absolutely!DR: Hell no! She can cross on her own!
Would you report a theft you witnessed?
Would you cut the queue for the tube?
DR: I always feel like a dick cutting the queue so I don’t.
Would you upstream someone for a cab?
JT: No, I wouldn’t do that.DR: I think that’s sort of shameful…
I’ve done that… *ashamed with guilt*
DR: Well, then you are a monster!
Would you recline your seat on an airplane? [Ed.: I consider reclining to be a Devil move. Sorry not sorry.]
DR: No! You are not allowed to do that!JT: What does that mean? You go into the bed situation?
DR: OK no, but, Juno, you’ve got to remember that this isn’t for most people. If there’s somebody behind you, you’re not going to be like, leaning back on them for the whole flight are you??
JT: Fuck yeah!
DR: Are you kidding?! They must hate you!
JT: Everybody does it — we’re all laying back!
DR: Well if you’re all laying back, that’s cool. But that’s fine because they’re laying back as well so their legs are going under the seat as well. My answer to that question is not fair because I live a ridiculous, rarified life.
I mean, it’s a huge debate.
DR: I mean, I don’t think I would do that.
JT: I never thought that was a problem! I do it all the time!
DR: Yeah but think about the person behind you! *Acts out someone being angry that the seat is reclined on their legs*
Would you tell someone they have something stuck in their teeth?
DR: Always.JT: Always.
DR: (Turns to Juno) Even if you don’t know them, you’ll tell them?
DR: That’s cool.
Would you order something for a party and pretend you cooked it yourself?
JT: Uhh, never because I’m an impeccable, proud baker.DR: I would not do that only because I am such a bad cook and all my friends know that.
JT: You’d be busted.
What if you were impressing someone new?
DR: No, they’ve got to get used to shitty me so I’ll just be real.
Yes, they’ve got to love every part of you.
Would you take credit for something that isn’t yours?
JT: Yeah I wouldn’t do that either, I’m an angel in that category.
DR: Apart from jokes. Sometimes I’ll hear somebody else say something and then a few months later I’ll be repeating it and maybe not giving an acknowledgment.
JT: No but I think I have too and one of them is one of the jokes you told me.
DR: Oh, really? Which one was it?
JT: “What did the zero say to the eight?”
DR: Oh yeah, cool.
*P.S. the answer is “nice belt.” GET IT?????
Would you make up an excuse to cancel on friends but then stay home and watch TV?
DR: Yeah!JT: Yeah!
DR: John Mulaney has a great line about that. He says, “Canceling plans is second only to heroine in terms of instant relief.” It really is! If you’ve got a really busy evening and you go, Actually no I’m going to stay home and do nothing, you will never be happier than you are at that moment.
What would you binge-watch if you canceled plans?
DR: Well recently I sat down to watch one episode of that new Netflix show BoJack Horseman, and just watched the whole thing in, like, two days.
JT: When I got back from England, I put on the telly to that show Naked and Afraid. I watched like eight episodes! It’s such a weird show. This one guy made it so uncomfortable! He came on and he was obviously feeling really good about being naked, so he went up to this naked girl and said, “I’m going to make this as awkward as possible.” *Acts out shimmy movements* And she just went, “Oh yeah.” I did binge-watch that [Naked and Afraid], but that wouldn’t be my choice, I don’t think.
DR: Ancient Aliens! I don’t want to sound like I’m really highbrow all the time because I’m definitely not.
(Laughs) I love Netflix shows. They’re so great.
JT: Orange Is the New Black I love that show!
Who’s your favorite inmate?
JT: I think Crazy Eyes is amazing. I like Red too; she’s hardcore. What was the new evil woman on Season 2?
JT: Vee! Dude, I was angry about her. Also, the beautiful girl with the shaved head!
JT: Amazing. I have such a crush on Poussey. I love her so much.
picture source: David J. Bertozzi